4/30/2023 0 Comments My little pony applejack birthday![]() ![]() >"But that's the fun thing, you do! You're as strong as a dragon, as tall as a tree!" >The raucous enjoyment continues until your ribs hurt >"A-and remember when I asked if ponies were your fetish? And you said.!" >Half a bottle later, you're both howling with laughter It's really strong stuff that is mixed with rainclouds and magically delicious. I don't think you're supposed to drink that much at once. >Fluttershy gawks at you with a scrunched muzzle >It tastes fruity, but not like it would get you sloshed >You guzzle down a full quarter of it before stopping with a staggered gasp for air >She seems to be expecting you to share it or take only a sip >But the weight of those words, spoken so plainly and without embellishment. >At the mention of that hellish rabbit, you can't help but feel a shiver go down your spineĪnonymous 02/23/23(Thu)23:22:50 No. >"A year and a half of savings, and delaying Angel's new habitat by another season." >Without missing a beat, she answers while staring into your eyes "Do I want to know how many bits it took for you to get all of this to happen?" "You really are putting effort into this, aren't you." >Your urge to be mean is outweighed by your instinct to. >How are these distractions supposed to make everything better? >Now her second answer is to just get drunk? >Her first answer was a mind-blasting rave and hoofjobs that have left you feeling tingly and sore >"Absolutely, they are! Berry Punch said that they're the best drinks that she's ever had! So they'll help you for sure!" >Taking the cue as an excuse to shift topics, she nods >So far the table has only a set of bottles >You don't want to complain, but you are starving But I do have the very best mares in Ponyville working on stuff! They should be here any minute now." hey! You're awake almost in time for dinner! I. >Her face is bright red and her smile is wide >Your eyes, unfocused as they are, go to a trio of lit candles on a table tall enough for a pony to sit at >By the time you take the blindfold off to test your vision, you hear the massive padlock go back into place >Maybe it just took an extended sleep to get rid of that migraine And cheer up, Fluttershy loves ya enough to have sticky wings." >"Well that's my cue to leave, isn't it? Enjoy your drinks, big guy. >Berry Punch immediately starts going into a cackling fit >Your flat comment leads to both mares screaming "Do you really need to share that information when I'm right here?" Vinyl told me that all sorts of stallions love wings, even if they don't know it." >But if you "wake up", neither of them will spill the beans It covered my coat, my mane, and even my wings!" >".but I gotta say, I've never seen him spray that much out. >You want to pitch in but you would rather listen to more of her plans >At least it wasn't the worst thing you imagined why not give him a few good dreams?"Īnonymous 02/23/23(Thu)23:00:50 No. >Is this coming from inside the greenhouse? >"Why not just give him a taste of your buns?" >"Oh my, yes! I've tried to get Pinkie Pie to bake some types of breads that he used to talk about missing." >"Classical approach, eh? Is he the type?" I was hoping he might like a nice dinner." >"But Berry Punch, you always go to that." >"Trust me, whenever I get to feeling blue? I go to this." ![]() >"And that magical trick she does for colts?" >"He is, but that's only because of Vinyl Scratch and-" >None of this has solved any of your existential woes >The wind from the emergency exit on the roof >You sit in quiet contemplation while trying to listen to what you can >With her helping you out with everything, it's almost enough to forgive her for tricking you into a glass box >It gives you an idea of where she's going at least >You can hear her stomp around on purpose >Fluttershy ducks out from under your hand But until this migraine ends and I can handle anything more than absolute darkness, don't do that again." >You must be good at finding thins while blind >You reach out, hoping to randomly touch the top of her head >As rough as you want to be to her, you can't deny that you have never genuinely felt anything like it ![]() >She tries to sound hopeful but even she realizes the recoil you had to deal with >".but it helped, didn't it? It's like a big party! With the. "Well, you know, you did basically blast my brain with dubstep and metal for long enough for me to start frothing at the mouth." I didn't think her music would be so powerful!" >Of course, that led to such a severe crash in the form of a skull-splitting migraine, an intense sensitivity to light, and an incredibly sore penis >The only thing you do remember is that you never felt joyous >You've kept the blindfold on since you came to from Vinyl's. ![]()
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